*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*
so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit
$80 for eye shadow???
is it made out of unicorn shit
what is naked 3
why is it called naked
will it make her look naked
why is it $50
that’s 50 cheese burgers
i can’t deal with make up good bye
BUT LIAMS TENT IS ALL SET UP AND HARRY AND NIALL ARE LIKE WTF HOW
My class pretended to play dead.
Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.
these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class
I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER
"Stop being dead."
im such a sarcastic bitch it’s beautiful
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
When you think a meme is dying out:
This is the worst post I’ve ever seen