“Your dress is too short.”
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
Friend’s new puppy 😍
- R
do you ever get in an “i don’t know” phase in your life. where you literally don’t have a solid answer to anything. you. just. don’t. know.
me if i owned a foosball table
someone: hey whats up
me: i own a foosball table
it’s been exactly 10 years since Rachel got off that plane and I’m still not over it.